双语笑话（五）

Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the
paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer
have drunk alcohol.
Husband:It\'s okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.
丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的.