万圣节幽默趣话 Jokes
To improve his bite%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
万圣节幽默趣话 Jokes
To improve his bite%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation%26#46;%26#46;%26#46;