趣味英语

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard %26 Visa.
金钱非万能, 信用卡犹在.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人;
每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每个人都应该结婚.毕竟, 快乐并不是生命的全部.

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人不会去结婚, 而当他们结了婚就也就不再聪明了.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"你的未来取决于你的梦想", 所以赶快去睡觉吧.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有比每天早上起床更好的方式开始新的一天.

Dont rain/pee on my parade.
當我很高興時 請不要波冷水

No man or woman is worth your tears,and the one who is ,won‘t make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

Don‘t try to hard,the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。